All About Food: The second rule of Fruit Club is:

The second rule of Fruit Club is:

I've been doing a little digging around this Fruit Club business; it's definitely not about soup! I managed to get hold of a full list of rules...

1st RULE: You do not talk about FRUIT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FRUIT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp the fruit is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fruit.
5th RULE: One fruit at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fruit will go on as long as it has to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FRUIT CLUB, you HAVE to fruit.

But, for all the rules surrounding it, I can certainly tell that Fruit Club is a happy place...!